We have been battling against some really jerky people for almost a year now. There have been strings of robberies in our neighborhood which has led to the installation of four video cameras, flood lights, and many other devices to deter any robbers from coming to knock off our joint… But please don’t be worried. We have everything one hundred percent under control, because really…
We have a ferocious muppet dog that can… and will, mind you… lick any predator of any type… to death.
Watch out.
